A Savage World

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Well, absolutely bugger all has happened over the course of the last 24 hours (apart from the sad death of Ivor Cutler) so I have very little to say. However here are my two current favourite cockney insults.

"Flapjack" (example: "'Oos this Fackin' Flapjack?")

and finally

"Chief" (example: "Oos this Fackin' Chief?")

Thrilling stuff, I'm sure you'll agree. Anyone got any better ones?

1 Comments:

Blogger alan hay said...

Numpty(n)- 1.A muppet; a bumpkin; one whose lack of sophistication offends. 2. A credulous fool; a gull.

'Don't be such a fuckin numpty, Watson, this is elementary'

Deriv. unkn. ? rel. to Humpty Dumpty

See also: div; spanner; joey; biff

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