Well, absolutely bugger all has happened over the course of the last 24 hours (apart from the sad death of Ivor Cutler) so I have very little to say. However here are my two current favourite cockney insults.
"Flapjack" (example: "'Oos this Fackin' Flapjack?")
and finally
"Chief" (example: "Oos this Fackin' Chief?")
Thrilling stuff, I'm sure you'll agree. Anyone got any better ones?

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Numpty(n)- 1.A muppet; a bumpkin; one whose lack of sophistication offends. 2. A credulous fool; a gull.
'Don't be such a fuckin numpty, Watson, this is elementary'
Deriv. unkn. ? rel. to Humpty Dumpty
See also: div; spanner; joey; biff
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